#9

Chalk

#10

@weeber’s moisturised dog

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#11

Your Mum is a wonderful woman and I hope we can all be grown ups and not drag this thread down to base levels of filth

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#12

Haven’t had a good mum joke in ages

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#13

Chicken bake.

#14

Smoked ham and garlic

#15

points at the tags

#16

Dettol lemon wipes

#17

Kallrökt lax, senapssill & fresh dill

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#18

Lemon, from squeezing the juice over my crispy chilli squid.

#19

soap

#20

M&M’s

#21

Satsuma.

#22

Right : penis
Left : anus

#23

Egg

#24

Bleach. I scrubbed the grout in the bathroom.

#25

Aluminum, not sure why

#26

Cappuccino & Le Labo Santal 33

#27

nowt

#28

Tangerine with a hint of coat hangers.

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