anthrax?
Mud.
Diprobase
That stuff really lingers
Rejected cranberries lyrics
Every door handle in the house is thinly coated in it
A thin layer of Carex Dermacare liquid soap on top of Chilli Heatwave Doritos
armpit sorry
Body scrub
Dove hand soap, smells really nice, gripped my face like a facehugger to get the full effect
Childâs Farm apple and blackberry hair and body wash
Have just given my son a bath as heâs done a massive shit thatâs gone out of his nappy and up his back
Matcha powder
skips
Baby sick
ah happy memories of similar situations
Bins
C-c-c-c-cocaine!
Edit: my hands currently smell of KitKats fwiw
Itâs nice to get a really warm back
Rubber
Oh you trickster. Not me, the kiddiwinks⌠Although saying that, there was one incident in 1997 but itâs best left in the past.