What does your/your partner's jizz taste like?

  • Sweet
  • Salted
  • Sweet and Salted Mix
  • Toffee
  • Weird Fancy Made Up Flavour
  • I Don’t Like Popcorn

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Fuck, meant to make this public.

What a waste.

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What is this, the United States of America?

Sweet cinema popcorn is wonderful.

Sweet popcorn from packs is bad.

Salted popcorn is ok in packs but bad at the cinema.

Sweet and salted popcorn is an abomination.

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Mmm delicious fake industrial butter substitute by the gallon

Alright who vandalised the thread title?

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:joy:

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sexybum…
It’s absolutely done me :joy:

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tbh, I only clicked on it after the title had been hacked.

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Would have to go with slightly salty

Hoi Sin Crispy Owl

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Anyone changed their answer?

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Hate it when people are chewing loudly and you’re trying to watch a film
Also most of it ends up on the floor half the time

I would say something about editing thread titles being the most redundant feature on the new site but this has properly done me.

haha jizz! hilarious!

fuck off guys

Only realised this was ACTUALLY meant to be about popcorn 10 posts in. thought the stuff about toffee and popcorn was bants…

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woah

I have a reputation but I don’t think I’m quite this ‘on the nose’ am I? Maybe in comments I guess. Not in a thread title though.

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Come on, so on brand for you.

Really bowing down to @zxcvbnm on this one. Hadn’t spotted the edit at all.

disagree. Not this crass in a thread title, I don’t think ever?