What ever happened to the paperclip??

Just realised I haven’t seen him about in ages.
Has he moved on from word documents? Is he pursuing a different career path now?

Just remembered his name is Clippy. Sorry, Clippy.

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I see you’re trying to start a thread, can I help you with that?


:smiley: PLEASE. Lord knows someone should.

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Might start just posting this in all threads and then not offering advice, just like I’m doing now


I use him to clean my ears


Honestly not sure which is a worse fate??

Found out that the dog from Office is a throwback to this:

massive meth addiction, bless


He was a little too eager wasn’t he, i preferred the dog. What a good boy he was


Didn’t they find some racist tweets he made in 2012


  • Bosgrove (a butler)
  • Courtney (a flying car driver)
  • Earl (a surfboarding alien)
  • Genie (a genie)
  • Kairu the Dolphin, otherwise known as Chacha (available for East Asian editions, downloadable for Office 97)[20]
  • Max (a Macintosh Plus computer) (Macintosh)
  • Merlin (a wizard)
  • Mackerel frittata oooh and add peas
  • Peedy (a green parrot, which was ultimately reused in the first iteration of the notorious BonziBuddy software)
  • Robby (a robot)
  • Rover (a dog, also featured as Windows XP Search companion.)
  • The Monkey King (available for East Asian editions, downloadable for Office 97)

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Oh Clippy’s doing just fine (warning that clicking this may radically affect what Amazon recommends to you in future)

Edit: someone appears to have reviewed it here should you wish to find out more:

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Fucking hell can’t I just take a dump in peace ffs?


I always changed him to the Einstein guy

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Used to put him on the school computers and then taunt him with bullying statements

“Would you like to allow this site to vibrate your device?”!!

Not the kind of service I offered in my day…


Clippy always tried to help us to write

I’d love to see their own unpublished works

Or sexy pics

Either will do