#50
  1. Makes people so terrified of its dissonance they tear the theatre up
  2. Makes my mum’s cat hide in fear
  3. Russian
#51

Imagine a recording of a man whistling this playing in the toilets at the Royal Festival Hall on a loop for months.

#53

No but it’s pretty odd the first time you hear it and you’re not expecting it.

#54

https://audioboom.com/posts/1422295-whistling-stravinsky-in-a-toilet

#56

…Aye, righto

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#57

Bloody love…Patience…?

#58

Absolutely no-one will think this is in any way weird.

#59

The fact these are all singular rather than plurals is making me giggle - just imagine someon actually saying “oh you know, I’m into ship, knife, ear and valve”

#60

I think it’s implying you’re some kind of Atticus Finch type. Why aren’t you living up to Facebook’s expectations?

It thinks I’m some kind of Space Rasputin who survives on grapes though, so I guess I’m not living up to my potential either.

#61

Holy fuck this is what I get for hobbies and activities :sweat_smile:

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#62

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AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE

If you read them from left-right it sounds like Dr Steve Brule talking.

#63

Much more sense than my hobbies. Land. I hate shapes ffs.

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#64

What even is time limit, fuck off facebook.

#65

SPECIES

I’m done

#66

are you going to Shiiine on this weekend by any chance - cos I think basically all of those are playing

#67

Or a Cedric Bixler-Zavala lyric

#68

No! But I did click through on this as a Suggested Post - largely to post about it on here.

#69

Facebook keeps recommending me Jewish dating apps/social groups, even though I’m not Jewish. Maybe because I’m from North London?

#71

No beef, he’s the funniest one in that show I just don’t recall ever loving the show to the extent where it would appear there innit

#72

Maybe it just knows there are some lovely Jewish people out there for you?