What films have you walked out at the cinema

Cloud Atlas although it was at a festival at the cinema I worked at (and I think I was reviewing it) so I just went off for a bit and came back because that film is like 2 and a half hours long and I’d lost my patience with it about ten minutes in. It was shite at the end too and I don’t think I really missed anything.

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Star Wars - Attack of the Clones

Beyond The Black Rainbow

Creep (daft 00s horror film set in the London underground, not the more recent film of the same name)

I think we were intending to see something else but it was sold out or something. I don’t like horror films but either there was nothing else or we did a vote, can’t remember. Made it most if the way through but I was ill and the film was making me feel sick so I went to wait outside.

Best bit about Creep is the monster being called Craig

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I’d forgotten that, but I can’t think of anything else I enjoyed about it so you’re probably right

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The house that jack built and not even because of the content but because it was deathly boring and try hard. Awful shite.

Might seek this out

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Closest I ever got was…

Dreadful film. But I’d paid my fiver so I was sticking through to the end.

Edit: forgot that I wanted to leave one of the Marvel films - Guardians of the Galaxy 2, maybe? - because those films are very much not for me. Packed cinema so couldn’t escape.

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Hahah oh my thats amazing

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THOM YORKE: You float like a feather, in a beautiful…

ED O BRIEN: Holy smokes!!

ED drops his guitar making a weird noise, JONNY takes note silently while THOM investigates the commotion

THOM YORKE: What’s up Ed? Trouble at the old mill?

ED O BRIEN: NO it’s a frickin monster

CRAIG THE MONSTER: Raarrr

PHIL SELWAY: What the hell are you doing here? You don’t believe here

THOM YORKE: Hmm that’s not a bad line

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my friend apologised to us all once when we went to see Office Christmas Party on his suggestion

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That’s some great Photoshop right there - look at the size of her waist and everything else! Look at the size of his head!

Second ref to Tree Of Life! My mate went to see it, half way through he got up and told his friends: “im just going to the toilet… I’m not coming back”

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Vue in Leeds

I’ve never seen Tree of Life but this thread is kind of making me want to…

Dunno I’d quite like to hit Chris Pratt with a keyboard

Beautiful formatting

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Haven’t seen it for 10+ years but I definitely remember enjoying it

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I wish I’d walked out of Alien: Covenant, but sat there quitely seething with rage whilst my dad said loudly “don’t look in the egg, you idiot!”

Love going to the cinema with my dad.

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