I’d get Alexander the Great an omelette from the Chinese takeaway.
Yes! Let’s make it happen when it’s safe! We’d have so much fun and then you can show me all the history where you live. ROADTRIP!
Yeah, I think that’s a fairly reasonable assumption tbh
My name is Alex and my Dad would sometimes call me Alexandra the Mediocre
Me and Canute oiled up feeding each other sherbert dipdabs
Pizza crunch for one of the philosophy guys. Socrates? Is that what he did?
sea slowly washing over you, hand in hand, beautiful really
Maybe the oil will repel the water and Canute’s dream will finally be realised.
Sachet of energy gel for Pheidippides
BALONZ. Church. Half an hour.
Box of maltesers for Tenzing Norgay
Corned beef sandwich for Cleopatra
Would like to give Napoleon one of these bad boys
Wouldn’t mind splitting a strawberry yop with Cleopatra in a bath of ass milk.
Bertrand Russell. A mini milk. I’m just watching.
a niçoise salad for Julius Ceasar
A pizza for Aeneas
Trying in vain to explain the phrase “Cleopatra, comin’ atcha”
I’d like to see Mother Theresa going at a Fray Bentos pie in a tin.
Does the live stream have comments?
Can do a virtual confession
How about Michel Roux Sr and one of those whole chicken in a tin can jobbers. See what the chef man was really made of.
