Maybe the oil will repel the water and Canute’s dream will finally be realised.
Sachet of energy gel for Pheidippides
BALONZ. Church. Half an hour.
Box of maltesers for Tenzing Norgay
Corned beef sandwich for Cleopatra
Would like to give Napoleon one of these bad boys
Wouldn’t mind splitting a strawberry yop with Cleopatra in a bath of ass milk.
Bertrand Russell. A mini milk. I’m just watching.
a niçoise salad for Julius Ceasar
A pizza for Aeneas
Trying in vain to explain the phrase “Cleopatra, comin’ atcha”
I’d like to see Mother Theresa going at a Fray Bentos pie in a tin.
Does the live stream have comments?
Can do a virtual confession
How about Michel Roux Sr and one of those whole chicken in a tin can jobbers. See what the chef man was really made of.
yeah, it’s streamed on YouTube. But confession is Catholicism haha. I’ve poured a wine and decided to watch it properly tomorrow.
I want to lick one of them.
Wow.
It’s like when you see a sign that says “wet paint, do not touch”- just wanna slam my hand on it. The forbidden chicken in a tin. Want to put my tongue all over it.
Each to their own mate. No judgement here.
God love you, you’re a good chap. I do deserve judgement for this one, though.
I was secretly judging you, don’t you worry
God love you, you’re a good chap.
