“Hey, Henry the Eighth, why not try a Ryvita Thin for once in your fucking life!”
Yeah but he did build a lot of bridges towards the end of his life
Bet the big man would LOVE Boursin
@kermitwormit did you end up getting a McDonald’s and if so what did you get?
These four posts in a row. I’m done
I’d give my dad some popping candy because he hates it with such passion, gets angry if it’s even mentioned. Want to see him actually consume it.
Aw, thanks for asking! I did not, because I got nervous. But I would have gotten like five or six double cheeseburgers with no onion. Veganism is going great!
Hear lots of talk about the double cheeseburgers. I’ve always been a Big Mac man, maybe I’m missing out.
I’d give Henry VIII that green Fanta and challenge him to guess the flavour
Seems like he would enjoy that kinda competition + delicious food/drink
Give Adam and Eve a three course Pizza Express. They’d leave that apple alone then and humanity would live in paradise forevermore. PE saves the day again.
Can you still get Pyramints? If so, I’d give one to an ancient Egyptian.
I’d give the king of spain a tomato, just minutes before colombus turns up to do the same thing. really steal that prick’s thunder
All Day Breakfast in a tin for Churchill
“And when Alexander saw the breadth of his calzone, he wept, for there were no more worlds left to conquer”
Marie Antoinette Cadbury’s Mini Roll Thanks
I’d like to split a packet of scampi fries with Jesus Christ. With our shirts off.
If Eve couldn’t resist the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden then reckon she’d be great craic for 8 or 9 back to back sambucas at Spoons on a Thursday arvo and then seeing where the day leads
Biblical jinx
Edward the Confessor- Pepparami
Ethelred the Unready, Bombay bad boy pot noodle.
