#43

Invent time machine. Give Jamie Oliver turkey twizzlers. Repeat

#44

Charlemagne. Primula with chives foldie. We’re both naked.

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#45

@kermitwormit can you pls make balonz keep his clothes on?

#46

I can’t, sorry.
I also don’t want to.

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#47

I think the most disappointing thing is a double cheeseburger IS a big mac. If only you could add that winning big mac sauce to it…

#48

Big Macs also have that extra bit of bread!
I liked when it was the Big Mac’s birthday so McD’s did mini Macs and Grande Macs. The mini Mac was the perfect size for me, cause then I still had room for my two dub chees and a nug happy meal.

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#49

I wonder what Gustav Holst would have made of Ivor Dewdney pasties.

#50

Me and Nero in leather chaps and nothing else eating chocolate and vanilla petit filous.

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#51

I can see his house out of my bedroom window!!

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#52

Is he at home?!?

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#53

Balonz, please. My church’s live stream is on in an hour, I can’t be this aroused when I’m watching it.

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#54

:smiley: his ghost is, I assume.
It’s a very nice museum type thing now, all the rooms in the house have been preserved and you can make pancake things in his kitchen. I’ll take you one day!

Some of the rooms are creepy AF though, was chatting to my upstairs neighbours the other day about how all the buildings round here are 200+ years old and it is eerie.

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#55

Adolf Hitler - flora spread on gluten free bread

#56

Omg I’d love to go here

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#57

Ah, come on guys, can we not mention specifically awful people please? Especially ones that have massively contributed to an ongoing issue that the affected people are still dealing with today?
Two people have mentioned a certain horrible leader/dictator from the not too distant past and it’s not cricket IMO. You can be funnier and more original than that.

Just think as a forum we need to be a lot better in terms of this sort of thing.

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#58

Come!! When the world is less… y’know, you’ll have to come and stay over and we can go :smiley: we also have a cracking museum with an exhibition about the Antarctic cause Edward Wilson is from here! The original pelts they wore and lifesize fake penguins! Great stuff. Also other creepy exhibitions, cause again, everything here is OLD.

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#59

Oooh I’d love this! I’ve been to Trømso and Svalbard and absolutely lived for the museums about Arctic life!!!

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#60

My granddad had only just discovered pasta when he died. Would’ve been nice to see him enjoy a nice cacio e pepe

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#61

He doesn’t deserve delicious Fanta.

#62

Tone, do you think Sir Matt Busby would have enjoyed a Mr Kipling Trifle Bakewell?