What foodstuff would you make calorie free (Banal)

Chocolate it is!

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the way you define a food type is fuckin mental

Yeah but I’m not going to let people just say ‘alcohol’ cause that’s boring. You know what I’m getting at.

#teamlaelfy on this one

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i can have ice cream but i can’t have pizza

this doesn’t really make sense

You can pick pizza or ice cream if you want

Just say battered neeps and stop pissing about!

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I reckon you could go for pizza base?

Stand your ground!

what happens if i pull the calorie free toppings off my calorie free pizza and then dump it on a bowl of pasta

Not allowed

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Cupcakes. Specifically, the cupcakes made by a local bakery that is much too close to my office.

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What if japes puts ice cream on his pizza?

what happens if i have a calorie free pizza but i add pasta on top of it and then eat it all except for the pizza base

Allowed as it will make his pizza taste like shit

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as long as i eat things from the top of a pizza, i reckon i’m good to go

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Japes I hereby revoke your calorie free privileges on account of you being an annoying numpty

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pies.

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Don’t you start…

Pies is fine

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