We’ve got a mouse in the flat at the moment and it ate two bananas. I have named it banana mouse and it must be destroyed. When I say it ate two bananas, it chomped into them, it didn’t eat the whole thing. That would be terrifying.
mice are quite sweet though don’t you think?
The bf keeps on saying “DONT CALL IT BANANA MOUSE, we have to kill it! It is bad!” And I know it is. Wee bastards. Edinburgh flats are a bit rife with them though. Back home at my parents you get field mice, they have big funny ears and are v. Cute.
1 x Falafel thing from Hummus Bros 1 x crisps 2 x black coffees
think that’s it for me today barring alcohol
i had some porridge for breakfast and didnt even feel hungry before lunch, so that was good. then for lunch i had a pret chicken wrap thing? the one they toast. cant remember what else was in it but i was hungry for hot meat
can’t you scoop it up and put it outdoors or something?
3x Pancakes with dark chocolate spread 2x bagels with hummus Breadsticks
Six jam doughnuts Four malted milk biscuits One cycle wanker energy bar
we have humane traps so yes, we could. We also have death traps so it depends what kind of trap it goes for.
don’t think I’ve ever seen a mouse or rat or anything in the wild. Thought Edinburgh was all clean and modern like
Haha, meh every flat I’ve been in has had mice and friends flats here too… maybe we’re all just filth buckets.
4 x slices of toast and peanut butter 1 x pot of M&S Bulger wheat, tomatoes, feta and morello cherries salad 1 x pot of M&S freekeh, cous cous and spiced cauliflower salad 1 x millionaire shortbread
crips, scratchings, peanuts?
Missed breakfast as I was running late so just had a coffee and a bottle of fizzy water Byron at lunch - Clucky burger, sweet potato fries, can of lager. Nutribullet that I made yesterday and forgot to drink.
something like that
what will you do with the other half?
Fucking hell
A nokia 3310 A motorola 4b A …
packet a crips and maybe an aul packet a peanuts
ill wake up in the morning and maureen’d have the fry on
Breakfast: own brand Special K type cereal Lunch: Max Burger and fries (not iedal) Afternoon: Princess cake
I think I’m having tacos for tea. Not the healthiest day.
