desire to quit my job
Old pairs of running shoes.
i bought the biggest thing you could of toilet roll (could be 48?) what feels like YEARS ago. haven’t even made a dent in the fucker.
Bikes in the house. Currently at seven.
Would probably need to add in some ice cream to threaten the whole stockpile.
Think you can do about 13 days per roll.
Problems
Ear and nasal hair
Someone once brought in two cooked 20" pizzas from a costco to feed the team who were in on a weekend - they were really really nice I was very confused, it totally blew away what I thought a costco was.
EDIT: maybe it wasn’t costco?
Were they either slightly too spicy pepperoni or some barbecue and chicken type thing?
Fridge magnets. I’ve gone from a lifelong zero to four in the last few months, and it’s only going to go up from here. I’m like Imelda Marcos
Dogs and wives
(1 of each).
Also a mega roll of 100 black bin bags (tie handle).
maybe - it was a while back. but they were cooked?!? In a big old takeaway pizza carton!?!?
Guitars.
They do hot food too (including those pizzas). One of the managers here brings them in every now and then when morale is low but he can’t be bothered to fix any of the actual problems in the department.
I like his style.
On office full of accredited Costco bellends. Sickening.
Pitta bread. Freezer has, I would guess, 6 packets. Also crusts saved to make breadcrumbs.
Technically I think I’m actually down from my recent peak debt, but there’s probably more hiding somewhere. There’s always debt in the banana stand!
Student debt doesn’t really count though right? Right?!