What have you got on your desk?

Weirdest desk things win

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My desk is a shit tip. An absolute shit tip.

Can someone come and tidy it for me, please?

gin and tonic hand cream

a tiny bottle of tabasco sauce

a charging wahoo elemnt bolt

Got this.

#bants

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I’ve just got a load of mess, including a globe stress ball, a stress pig, a number of empty ginger and cinnamon jars, some empty hot sauce bottles some empty boxes and other things, also mostly empty.

I’ve got these hands

This guy with a corkscrew penis

And this sparkly crane that someone made me

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The most interesting objects are a red stressball, a green plastic frog, a shiny metal police helmet bell and 3 trick playing cards from a christmas cracker

corkscrew penis man wins!

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I also have a toy sheep called Derek that I tore apart in times of stress, and sometimes I put one of Derek’s former legs over the corkscrew to keep his modesty.

Got this little Gudetama hanging out here.

this thing i guess

Absolutely nothing of any interest, as befits my profession.

Laptop
Monitor
Mouse
Telephone
In tray
Notepad
Pen
Mug

That’s it. I am now a fastidious clean desker and I am happy that I got here.

I am covering for someone who is on leave so at their desk. All there is is this absolutely hilarious comic strip which I’m not sure I understand

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C-C-C-C-C-C-COCAINE!

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origami giraffe

The most interesting thing I have is one of these desk tidies:

Lovely use of English

Me or the comic strip?

You