you should steadily increase the value of goods you give him to hold, try and figure out where the limit is

don’t think I could eat at anywhere other than Beigel Bake tbh.

Kimchi lasagne sounds terrible btw.

you kidding that sounds amazing!

(note, I’d put Kimchi on/in pretty much anything)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Beigel Shop FOR LIFE

always wondered what sort of person went in there over Bake. Just assumed it was stupid tourists, but apparently I’m wrong!

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oh, so that where that comes from. @Witches , i just thought you were being really mean.

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Hmmm. You may have something here. And if he does get caught. “he’s nothing to do with me sorry” hang him out to dry.

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Haha!!! Aw no, did you actually? I did worry… just for a second. Then I figured “NO, everyone has watched Brass Eye” You are a beautiful man, profk :blush:

You’re still wrong about cucumbers though

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‘I’m terribly sorry Officer: he has a habit of doing this sort of thing. (Turns to son) Now, give the nice man back that brand new iPhone’

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I have seen it, but completely forgot about this part apparently.

Been holding back the tears at my desk all day :frowning:

:hugs:

My first flat on my own after moving away from my parents was on Heneage Street. I could walk back from Liverpool Street station at 11pm and see only two or three other people.

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But the very next day, he gave it away

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I usually have to wade through gaggles of teens with their hippy crack and their pokemon balloons or whatever

yeah, it was the same for me lived in Hoxton, Bow and Mile End for 4 years, don’t tell anyone and that part of London always seemed a bit of a dead zone for late night activities. We used to go and smoke shisha and have a quiet drink or two sometimes, and there’d only be a couple of people milling about.

had a ‘hilarious’ petty thieving competition at uni which was all well and good (hmmm) until [redacted] scaled a fence and jumped into the [redacted] and ripped off a [redacted] from a [redacted] and was then promptly rugby-tackled by a [redacted]. Ended up with him in court having to apologise for wasting everyone’s time.

What the fuck man?

  • Beigel Bake
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First & best mate (and hasn’t got all that weird murder stuff going on with it)

Hot salt beeves

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