#71

‘I’m terribly sorry Officer: he has a habit of doing this sort of thing. (Turns to son) Now, give the nice man back that brand new iPhone’

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#72

I have seen it, but completely forgot about this part apparently.

Been holding back the tears at my desk all day :frowning:

#73

:hugs:

#74

My first flat on my own after moving away from my parents was on Heneage Street. I could walk back from Liverpool Street station at 11pm and see only two or three other people.

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#75

But the very next day, he gave it away

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#76

I usually have to wade through gaggles of teens with their hippy crack and their pokemon balloons or whatever

#77

yeah, it was the same for me lived in Hoxton, Bow and Mile End for 4 years, don’t tell anyone and that part of London always seemed a bit of a dead zone for late night activities. We used to go and smoke shisha and have a quiet drink or two sometimes, and there’d only be a couple of people milling about.

#78

had a ‘hilarious’ petty thieving competition at uni which was all well and good (hmmm) until [redacted] scaled a fence and jumped into the [redacted] and ripped off a [redacted] from a [redacted] and was then promptly rugby-tackled by a [redacted]. Ended up with him in court having to apologise for wasting everyone’s time.

#79

What the fuck man?

  • Beigel Bake
  • Beigel Shop

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#80

First & best mate (and hasn’t got all that weird murder stuff going on with it)

#81

Hot salt beeves

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#82

i’d entirely forgotten till i got halfway through this thread but a while back i paid on card for a baguette from upper crust in waterloo, went out the station, got on the bus and only then realised the transaction hadn’t gone through (was a monzo card so said so on my phone).

#83

That’s not even funny man :cry:

#84

No I didn’t mean it as a joke, I genuinely meant its got weird vibes, sorry if it seemed short

#85

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#86

Used to constantly steal pine nuts.

What a gutter thug.

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#87

@Aggpass is from Sheffield, he has no idea what he’s talking about.

#88

In the mid-1990s friends lived on Shoreditch High Street and in in the closed down Ship & Blue Ball, for instance. As well as a former cheese factory just off the high street. Parties were great fun. The only neighbours that liived close enough to be annoyed by noise etc were the sort of people who were happy to be invited.

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#89
  • ‘Fingers’
  • Hatton Garden Jewellers
  • couple of dozen safety deposit boxes
  • vault
  • security guard
#90

photo of the beigel shop shopfront demonstrates exactly the sort of scum that goes there.

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