#48

Jokes on them

#49

Standard measure for boxes of chickens, sexybum.
See also: ‘an area the size of Wales’ = standard measure of units of rainforest deforestation

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#50

a loaf of bread from tesco the other week. Realised whilst doing my self checkout shopping that I hadn’t scanned the bread but already finished the transaction and paid. Thought, I’ll pretend I forgot if I get stopped. I didn’t.

Pint glasses
A copy of RAD magazine when I was a teenager
Fags when I was a paperboy
Probably other things over the years by accidently on purpose not paying correctly.

#52

A towel from the cottage we stayed at in Snowdonia. We were thinking of going back there next year at some point, so fully intend to return it.

Always do the thing at Waitrose where you scan your shopping yourself as you go round, have on more than one occasion forgotten to scan things. Absolutely, completely, 100% accidentally, I hasten to add.

#54

Did you go through brick lane with it :joy:

#55

nah. Forgot to mention I gave it to the youngest kid as a diversion tactic. Not gonna question a 4 yr old are they !

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#56

No, managed to bypass there, probably for the best

#57

why, is Brick Lane known as a hotspot for chicken muggers?

#58

I got served a bill on a skillet once, took it but it (the skillet) was for someone else

#59

Just always busy, usually with other drunk people, probably would’ve been hounded

#60

It always used to be eerily quiet when I used to go aaaht there, HOW THE TIMES CHANGE.

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#61

There’s a place that does kimchi lasagne now
Not sure how I feel about that

#62

you should steadily increase the value of goods you give him to hold, try and figure out where the limit is

#63

don’t think I could eat at anywhere other than Beigel Bake tbh.

Kimchi lasagne sounds terrible btw.

#64

you kidding that sounds amazing!

(note, I’d put Kimchi on/in pretty much anything)

#65

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Beigel Shop FOR LIFE

#66

always wondered what sort of person went in there over Bake. Just assumed it was stupid tourists, but apparently I’m wrong!

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#68

oh, so that where that comes from. @Witches , i just thought you were being really mean.

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#69

Hmmm. You may have something here. And if he does get caught. “he’s nothing to do with me sorry” hang him out to dry.

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