What house do you reckon you'd get sorted into at Hogwarts?

No negative Nancies or Norberts please.

  • Gryffindor
  • Slytherin
  • Hufflepuff
  • Ravenclaw

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sorry, I’m not even on childrensbook

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Ravenclaw 'innit. No other choice.

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The baddies

I’d be the caretaker one. Not Hagrid, the sad muddle one who came from wizard family but just was generally a crank.

the engineering department. whatever one that was.

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Welcome to Ravenclaw!

Ravenclaw is one of the four Houses of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, founded by Rowena Ravenclaw. Members of this house are characterised by their wit, learning, and wisdom. Its house colours are blue and bronze, and its symbol is an eagle.[4] The house ghost, who in life was the daughter of the house’s founder Rowena Ravenclaw, is the Grey Lady[5].

Never seen it

(Slytherin)

ravenclaw think they’re it but they’re shit

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waves

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Ok so I picked the only other one I knew

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ha ha @ma0sm griffyndor NERRRRRRRRD

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I don’t know what this means

it means only nerrrrrrrrds want to be griffyndor

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I could be one of the niceish ones like alan rickman
I can’t believe I’m googling this shit

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Pretty much all the bookwanker kids obsessed with Harry Potter brand themselves as Ravenclaw because the sheer act of reading the books makes them all intellectual and therefore SOOOOO Ravenclaw. It’s awful.

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this poll is worthless follow https://mobile.twitter.com/sortingBot for your official sorting

Was it standard at everyone’s school to put all the athletic kids in one house so they would win everything?

Fuckaduck

Come on, let’s do this properly, eh @epimer and @saps? What’s your clan:

  • Brujah
  • Gangrel
  • Malkavian
  • Nosferatu
  • Toreador
  • Tremere
  • Ventrue

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