What * hygiene rating would your kitchen at home get?


#1

Using the nationally recognised green, front-window sticker system. So out of five.

Please be honest, there will be no judgement in this thread.

I would say mine is normally 4*, as we are all fairly tidy. However, recently, it would have to be 2* or 3* as we are coming to the end of our tenancy and we are going to be forced to fork out for professional cleaners in about a week, so why bother?


#2

a very solid 5. we’re both pretty intense about making it shiny and clean


#3

I need further information on what each of the levels mean in order to give my response the level of care and attention I feel your thread deserves.


#4

Depends, are people coming round soon?


#5

Busy tonight sorry mate


#6

pretty good apart from the mice poo


#7

I don’t actually think they’ve thought it through tbh so I probs not gonna come back in this thread


#8

Probably for the best, everything’s currently covered in a light film of Huel dust.


#9

I definitely wouldn’t order a takeaway from it


#10

↑ 1* kitchen


#11

Wait, who hasn’t thought what through? I hope to God you’re not throwing any aspersions at ol’ Jizzy William here…


#12

work surfaces are clean etc,

BUT

think I would get a poor rating for my fridge though - I’m pretty lackadaisical about uncooked stuff near cooked stuff etc


#13

A solid 2 but only if the inspector’s likely impressed with the fact that I sweep the charred remains of various food products out of the oven once every five years or so.


#14

I clean the pots once a week. Some weeks i can’t be arsed so they sit there for two weeks and the really crusty ones get binned. So that.


#15

Yeah…but do either of your cats get on the surfaces when you’re not there? Instant 0 in the real world probably. :wink:


#16

I mean, do you actually expect us to go onto the FSA website and read How the rating are worked out?


#17

I’m struggling to find the corresponding info online. I’m afraid Elaina might be right


#18

Mice poo, see you, poo, see you: mice!


#19

are you saying you reuse cooking pots without washing them?


#20

theo…