What in the FUCK

If we can’t protect our Friends, the bacteria, who can we protect?

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don’t buy this for a second, you’re all in the pocket of Big Asteroid

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Loving the moon chat

Genuinely no idea how that got in there

I can’t remember how Bruce Willis solved this problem in Armageddon, I think it might be playing Aerosmith at the asteroid.

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Moon
Moons
Moon with a Vengeance

stick Peter Schmeichel in its way

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I think it has something to do with Ben Affleck putting a biscuit down Liv Tyler’s pants and then eating it whilst listening to Aerosmith

its been quite the summer for ol’ eps, hasn’t it. 9ft reticulated pythons, heat death, killer asteroids.

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Often wondered what would happen if the world would end in a day.

Gf currently out of the country

No busses would be on, so I’d have to steal a car to get to my parents and the cat. Roads would be a nightmare as well.

So I decided to break into the burrito place and make burritos for everyone

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Plus that shirt when it arrives

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If I lose my ffx save at this point I’m gonna fucking fume

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You’ll be dead though. There’ll be no playstation saves in heaven

Would need to obliterate the Vicky Coren-M shrine, can’t risk future alien archaeologists thinking I’m a creep.

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Take it to the filth thread

Live Free or Moon Hard

protect bacteria, let’s get those hearts going, smash that subscribe button

Slay some hot puss?

Jump on the asteroid next time it passes by and go on a space adventure

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Mon
Moon
Mooon
Moooon

etc. Solid system.

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