My folks put slices of banana on top of theirs. Wasn’t bad actually
Someone appears to have dropped a jar of dolmio on your toast m9
that’s authentic Sicilian Dolmio to you.
I’ll probably get banned for this, but I agree that banana can be fine on pizza! - I’ve had pizza with both pineapple and banana (no ham! - it was called ‘Pizza Africana’, which seems pretty doubtful, where I got it). Quite enjoyed it with a lot of chili oil
The <£10 Italian all you can eat buffet at Victoria Train Station is great. If you like being conned into eating your rank old school dinner pizzas that is. And the hardest possible chips.