If I wanted jokes, I’d have read the complete works of Shakespeare

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Shitscan

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interestingly (*not interesting at all) I just started watching the original star wars tv shows, the ones with shatner and that in them.

alright so far. don’t think they’ve mentioned his name yet though.

and Trigger made a face

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I don’t watch game of thrones either, sorry

Jimothy

Barry.
Off the Cillit Bang ad.

According to the reboot films, he has two first names:

Alternate and Reality.

First fucking reply Noah!

His full name is Greg Ben Spock

Is it time for lunch yet?
…Nurse!

  • I know his name(s) but I’m not saying on here, not in front of my DiS pals.
  • I’ve no idea, what do you take me for?

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Wolfcastle?

carol decker

Julian

Timothy

Who invented the skip?

Everyone knows that one!

Well, I do, now that I’ve looked it up.

How did you come to know this fact?

Oh, I’ve just come across the Alan Partridge reference now.

No deadly serious