What is the absolute best fast, hot, cheap, zero effort lunch

I have and would not eat a rustlers

Eating takes effort

mc shit poll

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that looks like too much effort for this thread (peany B under the cheese in a cheese on toast is surprisingly good)

You’re right. The whole premise of this thread is invalid.

Pedantry takes effort

  • I have eaten a rustlers burger
  • I would not eat a rustlers burger
  • I would like to eat a rustlers burger
  • I have eaten an epimer bun
  • I would not eat an epimer bun
  • I would like to eat an epimer bun

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Caribbean patty
Port Royal co

too much effort to count. Also not nice

real answer is microwaved ginsters sausage roll. heated to the point where the pastry comes off the meat like slime.

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Boiled eggs and the soldier?

anything that costs more than £1 should not be suggested ITT

definitely beany tee

can jazz it up loads or have it pretty standard

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Oh. :frowning:


Not hot. Please stop this

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Also, beans on toast isnt very quick as you obviously have to cook them in a pan, and then wash up the pan and that is hassle

Could heat that up, no probs. Would probably be tasty hot.

Instant noodles or spaghetti hoops

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Spaghetti hoops are a like a soup, and therefore I like them.

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