What is the best standard sausage?

Quickfire polls. Standard or non-standard

the little sausages you get in the tins with spaghetti/beans

  • It’s bean standard
  • Silly

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Ye olde oake hot dog things

  • Standog
  • Silly

0 voters

Pork and Apple as analogous to caramalised red onion

  • Standard
  • Silly

0 voters

If you sent someone to the shops to pick up some sausages for bangers and mash you’d be pissed if they returned with a ring of chorizo NO CHAT

Upon consideration, your proviso of “standard” sausage is a persuasive one.

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Just wish I’d opened the thread with the bangers and mash example. Coulda saved myself a whole heap of trouble

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Heh
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How about quorn snags? Quite popular these days.

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Not as good as lindas.

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Do not like. Some of their other things are fine, but there’s something weird about those.

Good call. Try and split the veggie vote

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Glamorgan sausage?

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Yet, Frankfurters are on the shortlist. This is BOLLOCKS>

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If you’re including L-Mac (which are horrible), can you include Cauldron (which aren’t great, but are still the best mainstream veggie sausage option. Why can’t you guys get veggie sausages right??? Burgers you’ve cracked. Why not sausages???)

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First image on google

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Oh shit that’s not mash is it

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Frankfurter

  • standard
  • no

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If the standard is a hot dog then yes, if mash, no, if toad in the hole, no, it can’t even be relied on to make its own gravy

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Cauldron > L-Mac > Quorn

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really enjoying this thread, never knew I had so many sausage opinions

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Nailed it

Point of order, but shouldn’t the poll include plain pork as the control sausage since it’s the most standard of all types?

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