No Hazelnuts, no Nutella. Just saying.

Hazelnuts are the best ones. I think peanuts are the most boring ones and that hazelnuts are the nicest ones.

my chinchilla used to like hazelnuts

RIP george

Can you post a photo of George please? Sorry for your loss.

Monkey nuts are really boring taste-wise, but you get the thrill of opening them, sometimes finding three in there.

Also we got told at primary school that it was very easy to choke on monkey nuts, so ever since then I’ve chewed them for an absurdly long time before swallowing.

Frank Grimes

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Oh, I meant could you post a photo of George Graham but thanks anyway!

did anyone point out peanuts aren’t nuts yet

Doesn’t matter

:neutral_face:

alright wyclef jean feat. the rock

Wal

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Sorry Japes. I didn’t mean George Graham, that was cheap.

I think George the chinchilla looks like he was an absolute fucking legend

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as the most boring nut, yes I have

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Honey roast peanuts are the best. Cashew and pistachio nuts fight it out for the worst nut experience ever.

As far as “more exciting to open than to eat” goes, I see your monkey nut and raise you a walnut.

Pecans are the best nut by a mile, and even they aren’t that great.

Peanuts are the worst and not at all interesting, their ubiquity is baffling.

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Do you remember that Ben & Jerries did “Yes Pecan” because of how Obama said “Yes we can”?

almond.

pine nut