What is the most famous painting you think you'd have a realistic chance of stealing?

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last time I contribute to one of the cesspools you call a thread, pal.

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Iā€™m not qualified to answer this question Ant, it would require an awful lot of research to come back to you with an informed and meaningful answer. Do you have any budget you can put towards my time for this? If so Iā€™d be happy to help.

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Sorry, I try to be patient with you people but fucking hell.

ā€œOooh thereā€™s a couple of El Grecos in a place, maybe I could pinch one of themā€

Rubbish posting.

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Thatā€™s good because Iā€™m not qualified to ask it!

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youā€™re a fucking clown mate.

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YOUā€™RE the fucking clown. And youā€™ll be the fucking tearful clown by the time Iā€™m fucking finished with you

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Classic James D.

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You two are a right pair of Pagliacci right here.

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I said to the clown, I says to him, you GOTTA be joking!

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Hate to disappoint you but itā€™s not at the National Gallery currently.

Give me 25% of your profits and Iā€™ll tell you where you can find it.

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Iā€™m working on the assumption that Pagiliacci is another fucking boring artist to notch up alongside ā€œCaravaggioā€ from your shit post earlier

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This is like Neoclassical vs Romanticism all over again

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Underrated.

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PHILISTINE

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No problem. Let me know if you can find any budget, I think I could get some reasonable outline info to you for say Ā£500. If you wanted something more detailed I could work up a whole project programme for you including site visits, security reports, data analysis, sell-on plans etc, but Iā€™d need to bring in extra specialist support for that and the timescales would run into weeks rather than days, so the budget would certainly be in the 000s. Happy to discuss over PM.

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Left-back for FC Palermo from 1988 to 1995, obviously

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I enjoyed reading this post. Thank you Smee.

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I can totally see you walking off with the mona lisa kerms, bold as brass, cool as fuck. :+1:

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I would simply wait outside the louvre and re-steal the Mona Lisa off @kermitwormit, I reckon I could take her

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Mate. I say this with love. She would absolutely fucking destroy you.

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