use a sausage as a breakwater

Big fan of beans. Plus they’re ubiquitous but not overrated, nobody sees them as anything but a pleasant accompaniment at most.

I had a friend!

Guys I don’t really get spiralised food. Rubbish and overrated.

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Courgetti is decent

Fuck it.
Tacos>Fajitas>Burritos>Enchiladas.

Tacos are so far ahead though. Especially Al pastor.

What the hell man? Enchiladas are great.

tacos should be last, they’re such an inefficient food delivery system

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Cupcakes. Cake is good but cupcakes usually have far too much of that sickly frosting.

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Enjoying this thread of people getting things very wrong.

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Bananas.

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Totally agree. Substituting things generally leads to disappointment. Courgettes will never be pasta, but they are amazing spiralised in salads and so on for texture.

don’t know about overrated, but I was always surprised at how popular Warhead candies were. Probably the best selling candy at any store I had worked at.

Fuck off Artichokes are amazing. Good fresh roman artichokes with lemon and olive oil served simply. Or raw fresh spring artichokes. Go have a long hard think to yourself and maybe book a march time trip to italy.

Sundried Tomatoes are clearly the correct answer here.

And Chorizo. Thats just poor quality salami that has had to be flavored to mask its bad quality. I mean its a fine ingredent but when it is sold as something better its just wrong.

I can’t tell if this is self satire or if you’ve done yourself

Shame, I was enjoying my attempt at cannibalism as well.

Im clearly taking the piss (while being wholly serious)

EXACTLY. I’ve been saying this for years. When it becomes a chore to eat something, and it really isn’t worth it…fuck that noise.

The McDonald’s beef fat-filled French fry:

Guys, it can’t be that big a deal.

I like it when the beans come in their own little pot. No need to get my sausage (yep) or anything else all beansy then, and I can just leave the pot to one side. I think beans have got worse too, lowered the sugar and salt count. Bloody health nazis.