Fuck off Artichokes are amazing. Good fresh roman artichokes with lemon and olive oil served simply. Or raw fresh spring artichokes. Go have a long hard think to yourself and maybe book a march time trip to italy.
Sundried Tomatoes are clearly the correct answer here.
And Chorizo. Thats just poor quality salami that has had to be flavored to mask its bad quality. I mean its a fine ingredent but when it is sold as something better its just wrong.