I put haggis on a pizza the other day so hush my mouth I guess.

I think you got a wee bit mixed up there.

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who’s this little gent

This was the one I had

This was the pudding

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wee bit

Shellfish generally is fucking brilliant innit

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It’s all kinds of weird

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It’s bacon.

Bacon’s fine, but people jizz themselves silly over it. Massively overrated foodstuff.

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BUT BACON
:new_moon_with_face::gun:

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No, it’s grim.

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Ice cream

its alright but thats it

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avocado

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came here to say this

Yeah this is the right answer.

Avocados are very middle class and probably destroying the planet by being overfarmed and flown over from all over the shop, so they’re close. But they’re really very delicious and go with a large amount of things so they don’t win, sorry.

Man, artichokes are some bullshit, so much faff for so little food. There’s like a tiny morsel on each leaf thing, and the heart is nice but you have to go through loads of other stuff and hair (fucking plant hair!) to get to it.

Evolution did a good job of saying ‘yeah you can sort of eat this, but is it worth it? Just have a parnsip tbh’

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A good honey roast parsnip is probably >>>>>> artichokes too, most of the pre-pepped ones are drowned in oil anyhow.

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BAN REQUEST

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crabs always seemed like a lot of work for very little pay off too.

but we’re talking about sea roaches, so yuck either way.

Chocolate ice cream is fucking horrible.

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