What is the politics of yr favourite apolitical fictional character?

Assign them stuff based on what you know about them.

For example Toad from Mario is a socialist. Always giving. Like Yoshi.

Mario is a neo liberal. Has the right sort of ideas but likes that plumbing money too much. Luigi just votes for whoever Mario tells him to.

Wario is a libertarian obvs. Can’t have a conversation with him without him bringing up Joe Rogam and that stoned ape theory.

Bowser is obviously a big fuck off Tory.

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Waluigi fell down a rabbit hole of watching Wario’s videos on YouTube. He was an alright guy before that pretty much

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Yeah I’ve seen that before. That guy puts no thought into it. Minus 5 stars

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Gimli - Stalinist.

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Frodo - new labour
Aragorn - High tory
Sauron - Nazi
Legolas - lib dem/green party depending on the year
Boromir - Corbynista

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Saruman - pegida type financier
Gandalf - Front National
Radagast - anarcho environmentalist

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Gordon Freeman is an Elon Musk-bumming stemlord. Maintains a smug air of silent superiority, reckons scientific intellect will save the Earth but oh no he was easily manipulated by a guy in a suit for his own evil agenda.

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Lister - full socialist
Rimmer - Hard Brexit
The Cat - Centrist Cat
Kryten - some kind of moderate.

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Uruks - labour
Uruk-hai - tories

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Goblins - Plaid Cymru

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Merry and Pippin - former IRA members now holding positions in regional government.

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Mr bean’s a leninist

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It’s never mentioned but there was a painting of Mussolini in every room in Ferris Bueller’s house.

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His parents seem quite right wing. He’s very well off.

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Tetris blocks - massive capitalists

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tetriminos - the proletariat.

christopher moltisanti: posadist

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Silvio - Euskadi Ta Askatasuna

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