Assign them stuff based on what you know about them.
For example Toad from Mario is a socialist. Always giving. Like Yoshi.
Mario is a neo liberal. Has the right sort of ideas but likes that plumbing money too much. Luigi just votes for whoever Mario tells him to.
Wario is a libertarian obvs. Can’t have a conversation with him without him bringing up Joe Rogam and that stoned ape theory.
Bowser is obviously a big fuck off Tory.
Waluigi fell down a rabbit hole of watching Wario’s videos on YouTube. He was an alright guy before that pretty much
Yeah I’ve seen that before. That guy puts no thought into it. Minus 5 stars
Frodo - new labour
Aragorn - High tory
Sauron - Nazi
Legolas - lib dem/green party depending on the year
Boromir - Corbynista
Saruman - pegida type financier
Gandalf - Front National
Radagast - anarcho environmentalist
Gordon Freeman is an Elon Musk-bumming stemlord. Maintains a smug air of silent superiority, reckons scientific intellect will save the Earth but oh no he was easily manipulated by a guy in a suit for his own evil agenda.
Lister - full socialist
Rimmer - Hard Brexit
The Cat - Centrist Cat
Kryten - some kind of moderate.
Uruks - labour
Uruk-hai - tories
Merry and Pippin - former IRA members now holding positions in regional government.
It’s never mentioned but there was a painting of Mussolini in every room in Ferris Bueller’s house.
His parents seem quite right wing. He’s very well off.
Tetris blocks - massive capitalists
tetriminos - the proletariat.
christopher moltisanti: posadist
Silvio - Euskadi Ta Askatasuna