What is the politics of yr favourite apolitical fictional character?

Guybrush Threepwood - DiSer

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Hermione is definitely a righteous TIGGER and Ron is an Lib Dem wondering why we can’t all get along.

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New Labour - thinks he’s doing the best for all the other animals, but he’s totally cool with hoarding all the rings and chaos emeralds for himself.

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Also Bowser is a traditional monarchist who believes in the honour of the nobility to look after the smallfolk

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And obviously the most correct video game character Kirby is antifa

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Why does Kirby, the most correct of all the video game characters not simply eat all the oth…

Oh.

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Captain Olimar is basically a Nazi. Literally invades, forces the natives to do his bidding and ethnically cleanses the planet until only Pikmin are left.

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Rosalina - Elon Musk

donatello - democratic socialist
leonardo - libertarian
raphael - wears a MAGA hat
michaelangelo - full bernie bro

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Sooty: Libertarian
Sweep: Anarchist
Soo: Lib Dem

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oh fuck soo is so lib dem she’s appeared in party political broadcasts

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Lorelei: Democrat
Rory: Democrat, but would vote for a moderate Republican if given the opportunity

Dean: Republican
Jess: Democrat
Logan: Getting elected as a Republican

Hep Alien: Democrats except Gil who doesn’t let politics harsh his vibe

Michel: The Republicans (of France)
Jackson: Green
Kirk: Anarchist

Everybody else is a Republican

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  • Blissey - New Labour, distributes the wealth/HP so long as it has loads for itself
  • Ferrothorn - militant Green, spiky af
  • Gengar - anarchist, fux with your team and political axioms
  • Snorlax - old school Tory, never caught up with the times, continues eating anyway
  • Dragonite - Coalition Tory, Multiscale gives it a free pass against something that should end it, in the way that Tories are immune to their own failures
  • Lucario - socialist, powerful with great coverage, but is it fast enough to compete?
  • Mega Lucario - mega socialist, now you fucks are going down
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Sudoowoodo - Lib Dem
Mr Mime - Neo-Stalinist
Farfetch’d - Plaid Cymru

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hannibal lecter is a tricky one :thinking:

Gastrolibertarian

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Top cat: currently anarcho-socialist but latent capitalist feelings- not afraid to pull the ladder up behind him if he gets into the upper income tax bracket.

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Bob the Builder - Podemos

Asterix - Gaullist (obviously)
Obelix - Old Labour
Getafix - Green Party
Cacofonix - Lib Dem

Ross: Tory
Rachel: Tory
Monica: Tory
Chandler: Tory
Joey: ascii shrug
Phoebe: Monster Raving Loony party

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