Guybrush Threepwood - DiSer
Hermione is definitely a righteous TIGGER and Ron is an Lib Dem wondering why we can’t all get along.
New Labour - thinks he’s doing the best for all the other animals, but he’s totally cool with hoarding all the rings and chaos emeralds for himself.
Also Bowser is a traditional monarchist who believes in the honour of the nobility to look after the smallfolk
And obviously the most correct video game character Kirby is antifa
Why does Kirby, the most correct of all the video game characters not simply eat all the oth…
Captain Olimar is basically a Nazi. Literally invades, forces the natives to do his bidding and ethnically cleanses the planet until only Pikmin are left.
Rosalina - Elon Musk
donatello - democratic socialist
leonardo - libertarian
raphael - wears a MAGA hat
michaelangelo - full bernie bro
Soo: Lib Dem
oh fuck soo is so lib dem she’s appeared in party political broadcasts
Rory: Democrat, but would vote for a moderate Republican if given the opportunity
Logan: Getting elected as a Republican
Hep Alien: Democrats except Gil who doesn’t let politics harsh his vibe
Michel: The Republicans (of France)
Everybody else is a Republican
- Blissey - New Labour, distributes the wealth/HP so long as it has loads for itself
- Ferrothorn - militant Green, spiky af
- Gengar - anarchist, fux with your team and political axioms
- Snorlax - old school Tory, never caught up with the times, continues eating anyway
- Dragonite - Coalition Tory, Multiscale gives it a free pass against something that should end it, in the way that Tories are immune to their own failures
- Lucario - socialist, powerful with great coverage, but is it fast enough to compete?
- Mega Lucario - mega socialist, now you fucks are going down
Sudoowoodo - Lib Dem
Mr Mime - Neo-Stalinist
Farfetch’d - Plaid Cymru
hannibal lecter is a tricky one
Top cat: currently anarcho-socialist but latent capitalist feelings- not afraid to pull the ladder up behind him if he gets into the upper income tax bracket.
Bob the Builder - Podemos
Asterix - Gaullist (obviously)
Obelix - Old Labour
Getafix - Green Party
Cacofonix - Lib Dem
Joey: ascii shrug
Phoebe: Monster Raving Loony party