Contrary to their bold claims, I think it looks like a complete fucking nonsense brand of cereal.
Crazy, depressing and uplifting all at once.
You can imagine the Sugar Ape gang pitching that kissing cup.
âIt looks exactly like a fleshlight, but it isnât?â
âYeah, and people will think theyâre getting offended by the fleshlight, but theyâre not?â
âWhen actually, they are?â
felt as though they could have used a less suggestive colour/shape for the Booty Pops tbh. Puts me right off my Booty Pops.
Thatâs Sally from the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog on the Porn Flakes!
this is fucking ridiculous
Iâm going to be a bit controversial here:
this product and/or service does not appeal to me.
Well, youâre not a Londoner, mate. We get this cute but cray, bitch please, shit in a way youâll never understand.
Those boxes look a bit like the cereals they sell at Lidl
you what
I loved that show!
Side note, isnât Sally from Sonic Adventures like the poster animal of the furry community?
Worst thing youâve ever read:
- Cereal Porn
- Cute but cray
- Bitch please brand of cereal
- Crazy, sexy, cool cereal with attitude
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This really needed to be multiple choice.
What is it really, then?
I mean it clearly has to be bollocks. What could it be promoting? A new show?
maybe itâs a new form of eugenics where anyone that orders some gets poisoned
Youâve heard the expression, âletâs get busyâ? Well, this is a cereal that gets âbiz-zay!â Consistently and thoroughly.
âJa Rule sent the super rich to the gulag. Iâve got to do one betterâŚâ
Iâve no idea! But if she is⌠are these guys trying to tap into that lucrative furry market? Because I think those guys already have strong feelings for Tony the Tiger.
The people who bring you Cereal Motel used to be responsible for this:
and this:
and this:
sounds like a pavement song