What is your whatsapp status? (and other great whatsapp statuses of our time)

Mine is Mr Shrug E. Moji

My mum’s is ‘For God’s sake SMILE!’ (lol)

A family friend’s is ‘OK so why do I need this WhatsApp thing?’ (lol)


Hey there! I am using whatsapp.


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My boss’s is ‘Don’t run from the work, feel the work’ (lol)

rushes in
Not even on whatasppbook

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“what’s up?”

I prefer a flan.

genuinely no idea

Imagine being needy enough to change the default setting.

I’m married to a Zimbabwean so my Whatsapp is monitored at all times.

Shakes head disapprovingly

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Ah it feels good to be back

“You used to call me on my cell phone.”

I had to look up what it was.

Is this like what MSN Messenger used to allow you to do back in the day? Is there a Windows Media Player plugin that displays what you’re currently listening to?

Mine is ‘Top banana :banana:

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Always riding :biking_man:

Ironic as I haven’t ridden my bike in 2 months.

I’ve put a lil bike after all the bike wankers in my contacts :slight_smile:

this is a good idea and i’m now going to think of appropriate emojis to assign to various groups of contacts

Mine is just ‘no’. And yet people continue to contact me.