Look at this batshit crazy product suggestion on my facebook
Under ‘Great For’, it does not say ‘sitting on eggs’. What a con.
Great for incubating then, I guess.
Someone start chatting to me I’m bored
Pet Shop Boys might be the greatest band of all time.
Egg Sitter St. David’s?
Evening all. We went to the Peak District and back in a day, which was frankly a bit silly of us (a good five hour round trip). Nevertheless, we saw my aunt and uncle (who are as fab as ever), walked up to a cool old lead mine and then fed the ducks later on in the afternoon. Probably a bit late to be posting pics but here you go
It was this place:
https://pdmhs.co.uk/magpie-mine-peak-district/
It looks quite beautiful amongst the countryside. Maybe it’s because I’m a southerner and it’s all a novelty to me but I do love the industrial history nestled among the valleys and the like
Big props on your run.
Also next time you’re down this way, come to Reading and let’s play some board games.
I am backstage at Down The Rabbit Hole.
I do not have a backstage pass.
We are about to do an interview.
I have started eating the food and drink in the rider and writing this so people don’t realise I’m an imposter.
It worked. They all left and I have a free beer.
I am not in the sobriety level to interview someone
Not alcohol
But they will be here in 10 mins
I will be disappointed that it’s not ThomYorke
This is me right now
I’m missing Underworld for this, larger larger larger
How the fuck do you act like you belong dressed like this. Hurry up J**k!
Goimg clibbing with my auntie
I feel loneleeeeeeeeee
