Morning all. Not feeling too shabs even though I stayed up til half 3 reading pages about celebrities who were stalked and killed on Wikipedia :grimacing: poor Selena.

Not actually related to ^ this but weirdly relevant anyway: pls sign this - Newham council are looking to revoke funding for a domestic violence organisation which offers refuge for WOC (more likely to face domestic abuse), it can be a lifesaver for those that need shelter :pray:

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Gonna take the littlun round Harewood House to not appreciate its little zoo as she can’t see far enough yet.

Morning slicky, gnomey, avery, joke, rarity, all!

I had the longest sleep ever and dreamt about Royal parades. And also that I met Reece Shearsmith and he was horrible… Like, an amalgamation of the characters he plays. Which saddened me but then I realised its a dream and not real. He also kept a naked woman in a cupboard so I definitely think I was basically just dreaming the next psychoville episode.

I have a great day planned. Picnic later with some of my Top Pals, and then improv comedy tonight. I have wine and cider and am going to make some sandwiches to take along too in order to save money. Usually I just go into marks and Spencer and spend an obscene amount :flushed:

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This is like that bit in Spice World where Posh can’t decide whether to wear the little Gucci dress, the little Gucci dress or the little Gucci dress :star_struck:

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Stolen from the social media thread, but this is basically every morning with my 4 year old,except the questions are asked reallllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy sloooowwwwwwwwlllllllyyyyyyy and need repeating because they are asked so quietly/while looking at floor

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(for the fao of @laelfy)

I think I broke my hose

Sounds painful

My terrarium arrived

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Why’s she so sad when she has such a great outfit on?

What plants shall I put in this, like the cut of Fittonia’s jib, what goes with that

Should be a checkbox poll imo

She was confused by long grass stems. Then started painting me with the pollen. Didn’t have the heart to tell her I’m allergic.

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Lots of youngsters at the station in pride garb, good to see

Cut your grass lazy boy

First thing my sister said when she showed up was “can I use your washing machine?” Ok.

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I love living in the middle of carnival. It’s not even 12 and there’s already loads of people around with the summer vibes, I’ve got dub blasting on my doorstep and everywhere smells of jerk BBQ.

I did just spend £40 on alcohol though D:

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The lawn is short, it’s the odd bits next to the flower beds because I don’t want to go too close to the flowers and be told that it wasn’t a weed, it was a Grape Necked Petunia YSC!!!

You’re a grape necked petunia