Watch
Pierced, unadorned left earlobe
That’s it

Of course not, you fucking lunatic.

Mate, I would support you in all your choices.

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This: https://www.instagram.com/p/7kQsMfnSUF/ and this: https://www.instagram.com/p/5Z8DMJHSbp/

H_Y_G was replying to Epimer there not you.

We did the double wedding thing but not two rings.

Fucking hell man, you are shit at linking.

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All you people calling wedding rings ‘bands’: I’m putting a small pot of beeves on the stove right now.

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Just a wedding ring and that’s it.

I’d quite like a watch

None

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I don’t want system to store a photo of my fucking wedding ring you wank!

Can highly recommend the F-91W. Cost a tenner from Cambridge TK Maxx the day before my wedding, and does the job nicely. Apparently very popular with terrorists too, so has a nice bad boy edge.

My ring is better than your ring it’s got more carats than a moron in Wales. Sing it.

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I’m afraid that system already owns your wife.

Poor Lassion

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I think you’ll find her name is Tessica.

Hmm. A plain wedding ring is usually call a band, isn’t it? At least traditionally.

Oh Lassion oh Tessica oh Dulie oh Bane

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no, i know that; i was making a joke about whether or not it matters if it is true…

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0 jewels

Dunno, I always thought the US term was ‘wedding band’. Aren’t almost all wedding rings ‘plain’? I mean mine is two metals so it has stripes but it’s still basically plain.

White gold wedding ring - date of marriage engraved in binary cos I’m basically a big ol’ Theo at heart.
Occasionally wear a watch on my left wrist.