what kind of person do you appreciate more?

  • Brings a bottle of wine/spare beer to the gathering
  • Brings a shareable snack to the gathering

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Thinking you’re the former Ruffdawg.

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  • Will correct you on your ignorance
  • Will laugh along with you, knowing you’re wrong

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  • Will let you eat their ass
  • Will eat your ass

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  • Backing Singers
  • Keyboardists

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I put snack because bringing wine/beer/some kind of drink is standard.
Snacks are extra.

Laugh along in public, tell me my ignorance in private

#thinskin

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  • Buckles your shoe
  • Picks up your sticks

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  • Ivanka Trump like nepotistic underlings
  • Dominic Cummings like posturing nerd whisperers

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The kindness of the two men would be inherently different though given their prior experiences and place in the world

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  • Has a clean anus
  • Chews with their mouth closed

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My two demands in a partner

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Chews a clean anus with their mouth closed

big man if i’m moving furniture
little man if i’m cleaning a chimney

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  • Dad
  • Mum

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It’s funny that the community is just going on about “eating ass” all the time about 10 days into lockdown

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I tell you, I’m now absolutely desperate to eat an ass, and the fact I won’t be able to for months is really upsetting me.

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Yeah I’d basically date a strong breeze at this point.

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The summary emails are going to be very ass eating heavy arne’t they

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