Where is Ely?
eating vienetta in your pants should be a pretty low bar to clear tbf
Don’t go off brand Kermy!
Getting a haircut
How…?
Walking past art galleries
^this so much
Seconding this
The latter
wearing Rapha products
Any branded clothing with big logos is not sophisticated, obviously.
Took me a while to work out matching with what because I’m a stupid man.
the fact that I’m familiar with the works of Pynchon sometimes makes me feel sophisticated
and then I remember that bit in Against the Day where one of the characters tries to trick a dog into sucking him off
descending mountain switchbacks with no traffic with correct knee positioning
I do not own any of that shit, obviously.
spoiler this
I’ll spoiler you in a minute m9
Are you digging on me?