everyone I work with is called either tom or jess

Thanks! She’d have been, at best, confused by this news.

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Work with a lot of cartoon cats do you?

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Sarah. I have known a lot of Sarahs in my life.

rumbled!

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When I went to university, there were loads of Rachels and Hannahs.

Lots of Lees and Matts at my school, too.

wait… Charlotte!!!

I know of one Merlin. Theory checks out.

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I know two paninis

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I know one Merlin and he’s a massive twat.

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I was going to say “Look, it’s an extremely posh profession, alright.” but then I remembered who I’m talking to.

although I do have a colleague who has literally shagged a royal

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*Panineaux

Alex. and they’re all lovely.

Another vote for Davidoff Paul Water (shortened to Paul)

Balonz?

Thinking about it is probably Richard (3) not the king or stool

Bloke names are so shite compared to the laydeez.

He’s only the princess of our hearts.

There’s got to be a fair few grown up Chardonnay’s kicking about by now.

^ doesn’t know any Merlins, the pleb