Hi Sean,
I would class myself as a semi-advanced internet user and during my online experiences I have discovered the failsafe ploys that will help in your profiteering quest:
More Interaction
What Thom Yorke haircut are you actually kind of stuff
Pop Ups
Every time someone posts a new thread on Popular Artists You Don’t Like link them to The Brit Method Man
Outrage
Britain is changing and people love to be outraged now. A war is coming and stories about the savagery of people who prefer Pinkerton would generate clicks
Celebrity Endorsement
Whoever you can get. I would suggest starting with Rick Stien and working backwards.
I can probably generate more ideas if needed.
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