I used to have to wear a suit to the office, but they relaxed the rules about five or six years ago, and that was my ironing days done for.
Apparently the iron has had some use this year for Hama beads, those little things you put onto a frame to make a shape the iron to melt it all together. Or the ironing bit gets delayed and before that happens the beads get tipped up and there’s tears all round. Has M started spilling them everywhere yet?