Downhill skiing, obv.
Climbing (which debuts at Tokyo 2020 )
Cross country skiing (nice and relaxing) or one of the bobsled lads who isnt the leader (basically just sitting down and tilting left or right every so often - piece of piss)
can train for this at work also
Not to mention you’d be trying to catch a 7.26kg metal ball hurtling to earth at somewhere north of 40mph.
epimer’s good at this already tho
Pentathalon. I could run, swim, swordfight, shoot guns and ride a horse, all at a high level. Badass.
Would you fancy your chances? (Maybe qualifying for a small, underdeveloped country?)
A shooting guns one
The floor stuff
There’d be people better than you at all of those disciplines though. You’d basically be king of the mediocre toffs.
But I’d be happy in myself, and that’s what counts
Cartwheels and backflips and all that jazz.
just for the body really
I’m already prepared to offer him Irish citizenship.
“Hm. Which sport would make me the biggest thirst trap?”