I could totally eat 20 bens cookies right now and not even regret it.
I wouldn’t even break a sweat.
might go and get a Bens Cookie or 10
Technically aren’t all of your c
Can I have two milk choc please, as long as they’re gooey
Just realised I’m in Edinburgh on sat and what does Edinburgh have? A Ben’s Cookies.
This is now the Ben’s Cookies thread
no worries. white choc and macadamia for me I reckon
macadamia incorrectly gives the impression of needing an e in it somewhere
I would record a cover of the Pixies for your entrance music but change the song lyrics to 'Databaser"
Reckon I could recreate the image here in reality very easily through skiing
Gold medal for me please!
Also Vanessa Mae with skiing for Thailand
jeez you really don’t know anything about sport do you.
That’s low. Going for the central pillar of my self-esteem: my level of sports knowledge.
Not the road race?
Derny rider, yeah?
nah, no one gives a shit about that do they
yeah this. wouldn’t ever want to be near pro level, too much hassle and you’d live in a world of wankers. and just deciding not to be a pro in that scenario would be no good either cos who you gonna play against? just totally dominate a weekly 5-a-side kick about winning 45-0 nil every week and scoring every goal? boring.
but yeah, if I could be maybe 500% better at football than I ever have been that would be fun.
That guy is world champion?!