What percentage of newts


#1

do you think have seen a human being?


#2

3%


#3

Do you reckon newts wish that the Pixar Newts film had been made?


#4

Only the great crested ones.


#5

The sad thing, Epimer, is that we will never know.


#6

Fuck a newt anyway tbh. Fuck any amphibian, make your mind up, dickheads.


#7

Wow! Amphibians are cool as fuck.


#8

0.3%


#9

I don’t like water creatures Lonzy, at least most of them have the good grace to stay in the water though.


#10

What if an amphibian was to say this about you Tone? Show some respect yeah.


#11

Less than that if we’re talking about all newts ever, rather than just those alive right now.


#12

That’s a sort of specism isn’t it? Are we cool with specism?

I guess I have a spiders. Which is pretty specist.

I wonder how one would spell specism.


#13

I would welcome the disdain of an amphibian as it would mean that we would keep our respective distances.


#14

Speciesism probably?


#15

Do you have a spiders?


#16

Frogs are pretty safe?


#17

There is a dead a spiders on an unreachable windowsill in our kitchen which I need to address


#18

I hate them though


#19

What about the miracle of the tadpole?


#20