#21

I find the miracle of the tadpole a disgusting spectacle and I am haunted by having had to observe it as a child.

#22

Did you know that I once saw a newt in Howard Jones’s pond?

I would be surprised if you did.

#23

No, I didn’t know that. Did you call Howard Jones “HoJo”?

#24

I would be surprised if I did but alas it was too long ago to remember. Is my memory of the newts a memory of a memory? Life passes by so quickly…

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#25

It saddens me to think that many community members will never see a post as beautiful as this due to their failure to give every thread a good go.

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#26

Those community members are FUCKING PRICKS!

#27

Their ignorance is enough of a punishment in and of itself without resorting to insults IMO.

#28

probably all of them except Newt Gingrich

#29

How many newts do you think have actually ever really been pissed?

#30

Fractionally more than farts

#31

Speak for yourself.

#32

llanfairnewtgingrichgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

#34

Fun fact, did you know that the phrase ‘yellow belly’ to describe cowardice came from newts, as when scared they show there yellow/orange belly.

#35

what are you going to tell him?

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#36

This is a moderately funny post, thank you.

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#37

HowJo

#38

#39

That is quite fun.