What reality TV show would you least like to go on?

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I’m a Celeb for me. I absolutely hate spiders and racists, fuck going to an Australian jungle

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If anything it’s the only reason I’ve chosen to not be a celebrity.

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Naked and Afraid.

I like to be clothed and unfraid, ideally

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The SAS one. Don’t fancy getting shouted at and waterboarded by a bunch of rugby fans, cheers.

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Dunno

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24 Hours In Police Custody

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Naked Attraction if that’s still going. Y’know to spare everyone else’s blushes.

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Love Island unless I could just have a swim and sunbathe without talking to everyone

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The Apprentice. Can imagine little worse than spending hours at a time with the absolute dregs of LinkedIn before having to be deferential to Alan Fucking Sugar.

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Have you read about that tropical island reality show that Watto went on?

Seems absolutely crazy

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Is Dancing On Ice still on? If so that.

  • Hight risk of smashing your dome on the ice
  • High risk of having your fingers chopped off by an ice skate
  • Have to hang out with Tory enablers Holly and Phil
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Ah, thank fuck for that.

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Yeah sounded completely insane. I enjoyed him expecting everyone to say ‘ah you should have stayed, it was great’ but everyone was like ‘i wish I’d left when you did’

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Would probably sooner do any of the mad naked/jungle ones than normal Big Brother

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Love Island or any of the dating ones

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Masterchef Australia. There’s about 70 episodes a series and I can’t cook

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Crimewatch

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Any of the nudey ones

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Any of the ones that need being naked/kissing strangers. Anything that needs hurting animals, saw this clip of a tv show where they make someone sing while standing on live maggots and all I could think of were the poor maggots under those big stinking feet

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