What’s the loudest sound your body makes?

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It’s hard to say, really

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Would it scare an eagle away?

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Your voice is coming from outside your body? Spooky

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Loud sneeze. By loud, I mean when I engage the vocal chords. Have been known to reduce children to tears as a result of a sudden loud sneeze in a quiet room.

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within the letter of the law but not in the spirit of the thread. Proper Malcolm posting I’m afraid

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The ol knuckle cracks

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Fuckin hell M8. I’d see a doc about that if I were you

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My neck cracks extraordinarily loudly.

I’d have to vote for existential shrieking as the loudest noise, cheers

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Big beefy farts. They call me Captain Beef Fart

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And @dktrfaustus and @anon3515918 should have a fart off

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Doing the loud whistle thing.

That and shouting

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My sneezes are epic

EDIT : made the children cry once, just burst into tears (they were quite young like.)

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Belly flop in the pool

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Worst Kind of People:

  • AH AHHHH AHHH AHHHH AAAHHHCHAAAOWWWW sneeze
  • pffffffffft mousey sneeze
  • normal sneeze

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Sister does this. Agreed.