One of my colleagues just asked if we get time off to vote later.

(no, I don’t work in Parliament)

Got the cake shakes.

I went to four places to find a specific type of cell battery and none had it. Only realised too late that I forgot to check if the battery man on the market had them, which he probably did, what with being the battery man and all.

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Someone repeatedly lied to my face in that interview. Irked.

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Should have gone all Claude Littner on them.

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Builders that do not get back to you despite saying that they will get back to you after making you send them all your details.

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Hendon 0-2 Hayes & Yeading United.

We’re never going to win (or draw) again.

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Ahem

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Not this again.

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just tried to make another poached egg, i literally cannot make them good

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On the plus side, we’re not that mob from Ruislip.

Is this your irk, or just a comment?

True enough!

And we did have three ‘shots’ on target.

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Bit of both, irked on behalf of b-money when he got mugged off last time.

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Went to exchange a shirt at lunchtime in town. I’d called ahead this morning to check they had the size I wanted and ask them to leave it to one side. When I get to the shop, it turns out they’d misheard and kept the same size I was bringing back. Of course, they’ve now sold out of the one I want too :frowning:

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I have three booked in. The last one was a Polish guy who sounded like a teenager being forced to do something.

Would you be able to come round for a quote on a porch?
Could I suppose… if I have to.

Looking forward to it all!

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I’m too conflict-averse for this shit.

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Am selling my dad’s house. Have accepted an offer and been told by the Estate Agent that I should get my solicitor to move things along. But they are acting as my solicitor and i havent seen anything.

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Want to change mine to finding a hole in my newest pair of leggings, which are also my only properly warm ones. Ffs.