What’s the most irksome thing to happen to you so far this week?

colinzealuk · 2019-01-16T14:32:19.093Z

Should have gone all Claude Littner on them.

profk · 2019-01-16T14:32:26.172Z

anon29812515 · 2019-01-16T14:33:58.757Z

Builders that do not get back to you despite saying that they will get back to you after making you send them all your details.

he_2 · 2019-01-16T14:34:35.407Z

Hendon 0-2 Hayes & Yeading United.

We’re never going to win (or draw) again.

JaguarPirate · 2019-01-16T14:34:35.639Z

Ahem

W(confid)e(nce)dnesday morning Social

Just bought a New York deli style baguette but the shop had run out of gherkins so they’d been replaced with … cucumbers. This is a genuine travesty.

Jeremys_Iron · 2019-01-16T14:35:49.856Z

Not this again.

ericVI · 2019-01-16T14:35:54.703Z

just tried to make another poached egg, i literally cannot make them good

colinzealuk · 2019-01-16T14:36:05.918Z

On the plus side, we’re not that mob from Ruislip.

colinzealuk · 2019-01-16T14:36:22.439Z

Is this your irk, or just a comment?

he_2 · 2019-01-16T14:36:38.359Z

True enough!

And we did have three ‘shots’ on target.

Jeremys_Iron · 2019-01-16T14:36:56.331Z

Bit of both, irked on behalf of b-money when he got mugged off last time.

suapth · 2019-01-16T14:39:04.034Z

Went to exchange a shirt at lunchtime in town. I’d called ahead this morning to check they had the size I wanted and ask them to leave it to one side. When I get to the shop, it turns out they’d misheard and kept the same size I was bringing back. Of course, they’ve now sold out of the one I want too

anon29812515 · 2019-01-16T14:39:08.760Z

I have three booked in. The last one was a Polish guy who sounded like a teenager being forced to do something.

Would you be able to come round for a quote on a porch?
Could I suppose… if I have to.

Looking forward to it all!

Epimer · 2019-01-16T14:39:16.426Z

I’m too conflict-averse for this shit.

silentcommand · 2019-01-16T14:57:09.246Z

Am selling my dad’s house. Have accepted an offer and been told by the Estate Agent that I should get my solicitor to move things along. But they are acting as my solicitor and i havent seen anything.

anon89873996 · 2019-01-17T13:29:31.378Z

Want to change mine to finding a hole in my newest pair of leggings, which are also my only properly warm ones. Ffs.

colinzealuk · 2019-01-17T13:30:30.702Z

updates spreadsheet

NeilYoung · 2019-01-17T15:08:28.710Z

I had a baby throw up on my lap on the plane. Problem is, i was asleep and the babies mother didnt let me know until i landed.

ericVI · 2019-01-18T01:55:44.268Z

played about 2 hours of a game without saving (coz i’m a boss), was at full health and walked into the next room and just insta-died for no reason that I can fathom

#irked

barleysugar · 2019-01-18T07:12:50.330Z

Sieve the egg to get rid of watery white
Add a dash of vinegar to your water
Heat the water until there’s little bubbles rising, not a full-on mental boil
Vortex the water
Plop egg into middle of vortex
Wait 3 minutes making sure the water stays at the same temperature and doesn’t go mental
Take egg out with slotted spoon and place onto a folded sheet of kitchen roll
Congratulations