What’s the most shocking thing that’s happened to you on the street?

Someone threw a load of cornflakes out of a window and onto my head. I was quite shocked.

(Keep it light)

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Did it happen to you just once, or was the person a

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Wee scrote said to me “here mate you dropped your gay card” (classic)

I smugly said “haha that hasn’t worked on me for years”

Scrote: “oh so you are gay then?”

FUCK. Outwitted by an actual child.

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Shocking

when I was 15, a bloke headbutted and bottled me completely out of the blue

not me, but my pal was once standing on the street when a car full of youths drove past loudly screaming “WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEE TRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRSSSSSS!!!” at her

she wasn’t wearing white trousers

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Just endless sexual harassment

Oh right, we’re keeping it light.

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I once went out running in bright pink trainers and bright pink top. Group of youths shouted something about ‘miss piggy’ at me. Thanks guys :+1:

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I do not find street harassment shocking any more. Numb to it.
(Will still tell them to fuck off/tell them their mum loves it)

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I’m starting to think that most shocking and light entertainment are incompatible.

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When it snowed last winter kids throw snowballs at my gf, but it wasn’t snowballs it was actual rocks wtf

Some adult they knew saw it though and absolutely tore them apart (not literally)

Kids :+1:

Yeah all mine involve being physically assaulted so don’t really fit.

Some bastard tried to sell me an Over 50s Life Insurance Plan the other week. F Right O, M

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Walked past a man who said “I’M MUGGING YOU, YO. Give me your money”

Kept walking past him. Nothing happened

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Saw a man in cowboy boots and a cowboy hat stamp on a rat. :cry:

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Not very shocking really. Sorry I didn’t really properly read the thread title

I like this. It’s shockingly inept in quite an endearing way.

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Putting his line dancing skills into a practical purpose. Impressive.

Was mugged on the way back from a Radiohead gig.

Oh, sorry :frowning:

Hail to the Thief

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